SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS

Do you want to know something about guys?

If you treat him, he will say you are in love with them.

If you don’t, he says you are proud.

If you dress nicely, he’ll say you are trying to impress him.

If you don’t, he will say you’re a “KAMPUNG GIRL”.

If you argue with him, he’ll say you’re stubborn.

If you keep quiet, he says you have no brain.

If he loves you, he won’t miss you.

If you love him, he will try to love you.

If you don’t let him kiss you, he will say you don’t love him.

If you tell him your problem, he says you’re trouble-some.

If you don’t, he says you don’t trust him.

If you break your promise, you can’t be trusted.

If he breaks his promise, he is forced to do it.

If you smoke, you’re a bad girl.

If he smokes, he is gentleman.